Von Lowering the Bar: “Your worship, I only came to know that I was being intimate with a donkey when I got arrested,” a 28-year-old Zimbabwe man told a magistrate on Monday. The man, who had been arrested for being intimate with a donkey, admitted the conduct in question but claimed that the donkey had not been a donkey when he met her at a nightclub last Saturday night, but rather a prostitute. “I don’t know how she then became a donkey,” he told the court. Shape-Shifting Donkey Prostitute Strikes Again (via JWZ)

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