Me: “Ok, we’ve pushed the site live.” Client: “Why isn’t the site #1 on Google yet?” Me: “We just pushed it live five minutes ago.” Client: “Optimize the fireball.” Me: “I’m sorry? Do you mean the firewall?” Client: “I need more hits NOW, so I need you to optimize the fireball. I know what I’m talking about!” Me: “We’ll get right on it.”

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